An Arab at the airport:

“-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazzib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no... I mean male or female?
-Male, female,sometimes camel.
-Holy cow! -Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast!” FA, correndo o risco que lhe emitam uma fatwā.